I was on WordPress today:
Clicked on browse, to load a photo.
WordPress: We are sorry, your poster is drunk at the moment. And plus the picture your trying to load was just too stupid to post.
Me: 0__o What the…. Hours later, I try to change the header. I press “browse.”
WordPress: We told you not N-O-T to press browse!! And what did you do?! You pressed it!!! God, do you HAVE a brain!?

